A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Who wants $300? Me too.

Skrillex.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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