- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

TIMMY

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

I was watching Fox news.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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