- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

I like your hair

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

4 hours later.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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