- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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