A Fat Kenyan

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YES! EXACTLY!

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9/11

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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