- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Who wants $300? Me too.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What do black people eat? Food.

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