A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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