1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Anti Joke

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