- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Trump will make America great again.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

run farther?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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