- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Face Hunter is scum

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

irish man drinking john smiths

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

nolan is gay

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

i lost the game

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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