your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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Check out page 4016 :)

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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