- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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