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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

whos district champs not JM

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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