- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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