- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why? Why not?

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why can't february march Because april may

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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