Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Your girlfriend.

Knock knock *open*

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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