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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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