- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

noah is a scrub jungle

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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