- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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