- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Women's Rights..

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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