- Anti Joke

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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