- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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