Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

hard cheese

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

V I T A M I N C !

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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