What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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