- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

NEVER

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Tilt your screen back

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Stealth baseballs record

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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