- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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