Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

who is not good looking? mon morello

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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