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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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