Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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One below was by me: Walter H

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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