what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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kennah campion... being nice

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Men

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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