69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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No.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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