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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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