- Anti Joke

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Nickelback.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.