- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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