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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

a black guy walks into a black bar

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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