Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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