Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

so...um, yeah

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

2 + 2 = fish

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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