- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Ain't idn't a word.

The WNBA.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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