- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Want to hear a Joke? No.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

"Knock knock..." "come in"

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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