- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What fires shots? A gun

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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