A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Haha, I get it..

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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hello

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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