What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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