- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Get up Look in the mirror

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

You have friends

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A terrorist robs a walrus.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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