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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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