You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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