What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

think twice or at least think

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

10inch nice

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

JUST KIDDING^

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

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