- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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