- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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