- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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