How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Daniel is a fag

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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