Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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TIMMY

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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