- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Corn Muffins

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

whats black and strange a paki

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Miscarriages.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Yo mama is so fat she died

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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