what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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