What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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