What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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no

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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69

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Anti Joke

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