- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

How high is the sky? True or False

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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