what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

I had a submarine.... once

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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