- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

why did the man die? he had cancer

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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