- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

This statement is false.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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