How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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no rasist joks

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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