What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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