Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Why did the

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Ron Paul for President!

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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anus

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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so the weather's nice...

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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the bible

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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