Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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