Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What's the difference between a duck?

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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