How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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