- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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