- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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