Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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