- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

The Game.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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