What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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shut up kobe!

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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