- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

My jeans

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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