What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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