- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

call me maybe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Do you know what color comes after 9?

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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