- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

A paralysed man falls over.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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