Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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people magazine

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Title IX

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Three black men were walking...

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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