Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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