- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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