What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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A Fat Kenyan

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What is 9+10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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